This week I took over Jamie’s kitchen to host Sanity Supper Club. Unfortunately, my studio apartment is no bigger than a breadbox, but she happens to have an amazing kitchen. Thanks again Jamie!
Now, I’m not going to lie, though I do love food, and always try to eat the best I can and what’s the point of food not being delicious at every meal? Correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s just a big waste of caloric intake if it's not. However, breakfast at 6a.m. before work for me is usually coffee, cigarettes, somewhere between two and four ibuprofen, and if I’m lucky, some horrible fiber bar until lunch. I miss the sweet and savory breakfast food I made on lazy days in college, and at home on holidays with my family!

Eggs were cooked to serve by Phoebe; Eggs courtesy of Cranky Rooster Farm, Cape Elizabeth Maine, (Thanks Mom!)
- Phoebe

These are super easy, and totally delicious!
3 lbs ground pork
half tablespoon of Kosher salt (hehe Kosher salt and pork)
tsp sage rub
tbsp maple syrup (or brown sugar if you’re a lame cheapo)
ground pepper
1 cup of water

Make sausage patties on a big plate, separate with wax paper or a paper towel. Refrigerate for about 20 min.
Fry those babies up until they are a little blackened on each side!
I will always love good old Bisquick pancakes, today I make them with blueberries!
Directions are on the box but here are some tips:
Add a bag of fresh blueberries, frozen works fine too.
Always add more milk then the box suggests.
The first two pancakes are always duds, don’t worry its not you.

4 Russet potatoes, cubed and boiled until halfway cooked
1 clove garlic
onion
Old Bay seasoning
Kosher salt, to taste
fresh ground pepper, to taste
butter
1 tbsp bacon fat or 1 tbsp vegetable oil
Heat butter in a medium to large skillet on medium high heat until sizzling. Add sliced onions to pan and cook until softened, 3 to 4 minutes. Add the potato pieces, spread out as much as possible along the bottom of the pan. Sprinkle generously with salt, freshly ground pepper, and Old Bay.
Cook until nicely browned on the bottom, without stirring (about 7-8 minutes). Add 1 Tbsp bacon fat, or more oil to the pan. Gently flip the potatoes and cook until the bottom of the flipped potatoes are nicely browned.

smoked herring skin and bones removed, flaked
cream cheese
lemon, zested and juiced
1-2 tbsp creamed horseradish, to taste
wheat toast sliced into quarters
sliced cucumber
Combine smoked herring, cream cheese, lemon juice and zest in a food processor, or in my case just mixed until it looks good.
Stir in any extra herbs that you would like (ie. parsley and/or chive) and horseradish. Chill until ready to serve.
Toast bread, slice into quarters, add dollop of Pâté, and place sliced of cucumber on top.
Yum!
Classic Bagel with Lox
Assortment of bagels, cut in to quarters (works great to serve as appetizers)
smoked salmon
sliced red onion
capers
fresh tomato
cream cheese
Toast bagels, slice into quarters. Put all that jazz on the bagel bites!

Grapefruit
4 grapefruits
cinnamon, to taste
Set oven to broil. Slice Grapefruit in half, or quarters. Place on Baking sheet. Sprinkle with cinnamon. Pop in oven: broil 7-10 minutes, until they looks slightly puffy and the skin is peeling away from fruit a tad.
Yogurt Sauce
1/4 c nonfat plain yogurt (Greek or European)
tsp honey or agave necter
fresh or ground ginger, to taste
Mix yogurt, honey or agave nectar and ginger. Serve on top of cooked grapefruit.
Christa's Kickass Coffee Cake
Cake
3 c flour
2 tsp baking soda
3 tsp baking powder
1 pint sour cream
4 eggs
2 tsp vanilla
2 c sugar
1/2 lb margerine
Topping
1/2 c chopped walnuts
1/2 c sugar
2 tsp cinnamon
Preheat oven to 350. Grease a 13in x 9in x 2in pan.
Mix all topping ingredients in a small bowl. Blend all cake ingredients together in a large mixing bowl. Pour cake batter into greased pan.
Dust topping on top of the cake batter and cut into batter. (This involves sticking a butter knife into batter and lightly swirling it around, sort of giving it a marbling effect. Don't do this too much, there should still be a lot of topping on top.)
Bake 45min.
Booze Pairings!
Better than a Mimosa
I have a rule that you never mix sparkling wine with anything since it is so
delicious on its own.. But this drink is so delicious, I made an exception.
1 part Vodka
1 part lemonade
2 parts bubbly
Stir Vodka and lemonade together in glass with ice and add bubbly!
Beer: Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout
Besides the fact that this beer was an obvious choice because it has breakfast is in its name, it also complemented nearly everything we ate that night from the sweet fruit and fluffy pancakes to the savory home fries and spicy sausage. And just like our meal, this beer was delicious with its hints of raisin, nuts and toffee. Interestingly enough, this beer was actually first brewed back in the early 1800’s for nursing mothers with nutrition in mind. Apparently, we were not the first to want to start our day with a beer!
Wine: White
Marquee Chardonnay $13.99
This is a truly unique chardonnay in that it has more than the typically exceptionable level of sweetness to it, but remains creamy and crisp. This wine has wonderful bright hints of melon and bananas, and more subtle coconut and pineapple notes, with a vanilla nose this wine goes great with breakfast fruits and pancakes. Sourced from the Yarrra Valley of Australian, the 2005
vintage was picked with great care and has been kept near the citrus spectrum of flavors (86 points in wine spectator, if that's what you're into). All that aside, this wine is truly unique!
Wine: Rose
Bonny Doon Vin Gris De Cigare $15
This wine will make a believer of any rose-hater. Although there is some red fruit on the nose, it is complex and interesting not just candied strawberries like others that shall not be named. It has beautiful minerality and texture in the mouth and enough acidity to make the wine balanced but not too much that it would clash with eggs and pancakes...
Wine: Sparkling
Gruet Sparkling Brute $13.99
Mimosa's of course are a staple of breakfast, but when breakfast happens in the P.M. weather it be noon or 9 i say lose the juice. The Gruet Brut has a great balance of everything you want in a sparking wine without the jacked up prices; ripe fruit, a little creaminess, and excellent crispness in the finish. Their big secret? it's made in New Mexico. You may say to yourself "New Mexico? meh," but trust me, its worth a try. It's the perfect pick me up if all the greasy deliciousness did not do the trick, and what better way to wash down home fries and sausage then bubbles?


Holy crap! Real maple syrup from Maine, straight out of the tree!...Also, some of our random antics.
Remember kids, if you're not getting drunk before 9am, you're not staying up late enough!
Cheers!
Christa, Rachel & Phoebe
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